"It's not gonna suck itself" T-Shirt Novelty Gift Packed full of tongue-in-cheek innuendos

Packed full of tongue-in-cheek innuendos that only adults will understand and enjoy

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Your name is Buster

My Beaver loves wood

This story is a far cry from my usual humorous adult parody books - but it is an important story to tell

"It's not gonna suck itself" T-Shirt Novelty Gift Packed full of tongue-in-cheek innuendosSweet, bold, and absolutely not subtle. This tee does all the talking so you dont have to. Featuring a juicy lollipop graphic and the line Its not gonna suck itself, its a wink to anyone with a sense of humour and a love for pushing the line just far enough. Perfect for nights out, festivals, book signings, or anywhere you fancy causing a double take and a laugh. Soft, comfy, and unapologetically naughty, just like the books that inspired it, Will you